It's been awhile since I last update my blog, I doubt anyone will come to my blog but my friends are telling me to update. So, here it is !! The moment my fans long awaited

I went to work the past few days and I notice something.

I've discovered that the kids nowadays are very "creative". Well, I was appointed to the wading pool these few days which most of you called the playground and the kids are so creative. This means trouble for me. They came out with 101 stunts to play with the slides and I have to whistle them trying to stop them but new stunts keep coming. Arghh..

I'll name out a few of their HOT Stunts.
1) The Mad Man Slide. This is the least dangerous stunt and is the proper way of sliding down. While sliding down, they will scream as if a mad man is chasing after them with a knife, which is not necessary.

2) The Frightening. This is totally opposite from The Mad Man Slide. Stuntman will slide with back facing front as if it is too frightening to open their eyes to see what's happening.

3) The Superman Slide. They prone down with their head sliding in front. Just like the way superman fly.

4) Superman and Friends Slide. This stunt require 2 or more person. The 1st person will do The Superman Slide and the one behind will do The Mad Man Slide. The timing have to be perfect so that they stick together leaving no gap in between.

5) The Crazy Driver Slide. Stuntman will try to climb up the slide instead of sliding down trying to go against the traffic. Imagine when he grew up and was trying to drive in the opposite direction on the road.

6) The Altogether Slide. This stunt requires 2 or more person. Stuntmen communicate with their newly made friends and slide down together and I mean ALTOGEHTER !!

7) The Electricfying Slide. This is one romantic stunt. Requires 2 persons, not more and not less. First person will do The Frightening and the second person will do The Mad Man Slide so that they will be face to face. Having eye contact is very important while sliding down. Clashing the electric current sent out by their eyes almost looking like they are saying I Love You.

8) I Hate You Slide. This is the combination of The Frightening, The Mad Man Slide and The Altogether Slide. The 1 doing The Man Man Slide will go first, the 1 doing The Frightening will go second and slide down together. Both party will not look at each other as if they were quarreling before sliding down.

9) I Believe I Can Fly Slide. Instead of sliding down, patron will jump down from the entrance. Luckily the height of the slide is just a few centimeters shorter than me. Imagine it's the slide from JE swimming complex which is 100 times taller than me. I'll have a heart attack on the spot.

10) Hand in Hand Slide. The modified version of The Electricfying Slide. Another romantic way of sliding down. Requires 2 thin stuntmen. They will slide down side by side holding hands.

11) The Tunnel. One or more Stuntman will be at the exit spreading his leg and balancing himself on the 2 edge of the slide asking the patron to slide through underneath him to create the MRT going into the tunnel effect.

12) The Olympic Sprinter Slide. Instead of sliding down, stuntman will run down. By doing so, his normal running speed is doubled. Breaking his own sprinting record.

Other than doing stunts on the slide, they also do stunt by making use of the surroundings.

13) The Plastic Surgery. There are water splashing out from pipes to create a WOW effect when patrons look at the playground. Stuntman will place his face on the hole of the pipe trying to block the water from splashing out. Trust me I wouldn't do that if I were him. The splashing power is no joke. Ouch.

14) The Please Fuck Me. Stuntman will sit on the splashing water making use the power of splashing water to hit their butt. Their expression shows that they like it very much. Parents of those kids please spend more time on them and be careful.

15) The Suicide Bomber. No one is suppose to enter the water when raining or thunderstorm. During that time, stuntman rush into the water ignoring the lifeguard's warning. I call this the Suicide Bomber because if he got strike by lightning, I'll be in trouble too. I just met him today and he wants me dead. How evil of him to do that.

There are more and I'm afraid my readers will get bored of reading it so I'll just stop here.

I'm in love with the Saturday morning girl. The creative kids prevent me from confronting her by doing their stunts to make me busy.

Dear colleagues, if you have saturday morning shift and are not free, please contact me.

And

Dear Friends and Readers, Anyone wanna go swimming every Saturday morning ? :D