My Life

freakshow

2010-04-09T01:48:00.002+08:00

lol. it's always the same

si

2010-03-25T23:39:00.002+08:00

I've been scammed.
my 25 bucks. :(

dinner

2010-03-22T18:51:00.002+08:00

Dinner is ready

graduation

2010-02-05T15:14:00.003+08:00

It's the last day of school. Despite being shoot during presentations and the stress of going through UTs and FYP, I will still miss the days in this school because I have met a wonderful group of friends there. Hey, what is school without friends?

Anyway, giggsy has found a part time job and he treated me pizzahut :)

sacrification

2010-01-26T14:02:00.000+08:00

To get something, you have to sacrifice another. The question is, how much are you willing to sacrifice ?

random thought

2010-01-14T02:44:00.001+08:00

people like me should just be alone

lol

2010-01-03T02:05:00.001+08:00

tsk. all talk no action.

happy new year 2010 !

2010-01-01T00:51:00.002+08:00

Happy 2010 everyone !

i miss ade

2009-12-23T20:02:00.003+08:00

I thought that 6 days will pass in a blink

It's been 4 days already and I find the time during these days are super slow and long to go through

2 more days

and

I miss you

bad day in town

2009-12-13T00:59:00.004+08:00

It's like the 1st time in this year I went to orchard and this is what happened.
First, I got lost.
Then I bumped into biwen and her boyfriend.
Fuck !

Anyway cheer up ade

disappointment

2009-11-30T19:59:00.002+08:00

for once just tell me straight to the point. stop escaping.

FOOD !

2009-11-29T17:11:00.004+08:00

Food, Food, Food and more Food !

<3

2009-11-05T21:26:00.000+08:00

You have to break your heart first in order to love again

holding on ?

2009-10-25T23:29:00.001+08:00

I really couldn't find any reason to hold on anymore

Decision

2009-10-18T09:41:00.001+08:00

We have been like this for months and I'm still lost.

It's time for me to put this to an end.

4bia 2

2009-10-04T00:43:00.002+08:00

Yes. Watched Phobia 2 on friday night because bro bought extra tickets so i only have to pay for my nachos.

5 stories for the price of 1.

Not a bad deal.

Oh did i mention some of the female leads are pretty too ? haha.

That makes it an excellent deal ! Worth watching

ade

2009-09-27T02:55:00.000+08:00

Everything just didn't go through as planned.

I've decided to abandon plan.

Beautiful hahaha

2009-06-25T01:40:00.003+08:00

Beautiful.. hahaha....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0UT2MpdWnc&feature=related the lyrics is there.

Pool joke

2009-06-20T21:54:00.004+08:00

While working I saw this guy holding on to a lifebuoy wearing his goggles and then using the steps to go into the water. I went up to approach him.

Me: Excuse me. What are you doing ? Why do you need that ?

Guy: I can't swim.

Me: Go to the teaching pool over there where you can reach the ground.

Guy: But I bought the adult tickets.

I stunned for a moment wondering, was he trying to tell me that he bought the adult tickets and this means he must swim in the adult pool?

Me: Please Go !

He quickly ran to the teaching pool.

Then moments later, another guy came. The kids was having their swim test in the lane we setup strictly for them only and this guy plunge into the water and swim trying to be the center of attraction whike the kids were having breifing at the side. The kids was getting into their position to have their timing taken at the opposite side. I went beside the kids and blew my whistle signaling the guy swimming to give way. Few kids thought that the whistle indicates the start of their timing and plunge into the water. Everyone was laughing and the kids got back to me for doing that. Hahahaha.. cute.

Point changed. I was assigned to the teaching pool and I saw the same adult guy earlier on. He bought a ring float and was enjoying happily in the pool. Glad that he was having a good time there. Haha

Watch it

2009-06-08T01:48:00.000+08:00

He rocks.

Things happening

2009-05-14T00:44:00.004+08:00

Daddy's gonna go for his leg operation.

Mummy has been working very hard for the past few years and now she has to take things slower due to her weak heart condition.

42km run is just a few weeks time and i still couldn't complete a 2.4km run.

Haven't paid school fees.

Gonna go train butterfly to take SI course to earn $$$$

School results is getting from bad to worst.

My laptop is giving me endless problems which makes my life even more difficult.

Having sleepless night everyday.

I'm definitely going to take a break after graduation.

Am good for nothing

Peeing at the pool

2009-04-01T21:55:00.004+08:00

Went to practice my stroke today. Don't have any mood to swim as I kept colliding with incoming swimmers. I don't understand why some people like to swim the breadth of the deep area of the pool interrupting others way. I rest at the end of the pool beside an indian guy. After awhile, I felt that the water on 1 of my side is much warmer than the another side. It took me awhile to figure out. OMG ! I suspect he was peeing in the water so I quickly swam to the other end of the pool.

Bleach

2009-01-29T13:08:00.003+08:00

Just when bleach was getting more and more exciting, fillers again -.-
It's episode 204 now and almost 150 episodes are fillers
What the hell man
Looking forward to the captains fighting

YesMan

2008-12-30T22:31:00.008+08:00

Ying Seng recommended me to watch the show YesMan. He said the first person that came to his mind was me when he watched that show. The role played by Jim Carrey resembles me.
I thought this is interesting so I went to watch it. And WOW ! This show is totally about me. The character played by Jim Carrey totally resembles me. I guess it's time for a change in my life to say yes to life. A really nice show by the way. GO WATCH IT !

Birthday

2008-12-15T18:59:00.008+08:00

10 Dec is the day I'm born.
Thanks E44M for celebrating it with me, Thanks Adelyn and Joey for the cake :D

E44M

Buddy

Birthday kiss by KinFei though his kissing style is a little unusual.

Buddies

Resident Evil

2008-12-06T12:53:00.004+08:00

I've been watching the movie Resident Evil Degeneration yesterday. Although Resident Evil Degeneration is a cartoon but the graphics are very real, filled with action packed stunts, horrifying zombies and hot girls. Watching Leon S Kennedy and Claire Redfield killing and escaping from the zombies is so cool and amazing. So amazing that I ended up having nightmare of myself escaping from the zombies. The clip below is the first 10minutes of the movie !!

帅

2008-12-01T01:20:00.002+08:00

After a long week of struggling in school the weekends finally came for us to enjoy the moment without work, the moment of leisure. However, poor weirong have to work on both saturdays and sundays.

Just like every weekends I'm sitting on the lifeguard chair wondering all the whys. Why does flowers wither ? Why do we have to work so hard for ? Why is there so much obstacles in life ?

Suddenly, a boy ran pass me. He stops and walk back towards me and said "你很帅leh !". Putting on the most graceful smile on my face, I looked at him and replied him with a soothing "谢谢".

Such a young innocent kid having such a good judgement already. I maintained that smile on my face throughout the day.

Blinked

2008-11-24T00:50:00.002+08:00

This time he blinked at me. Disgusting fellow. So much small actions. Pathetic.

Sexual Harassed

2008-11-15T17:23:00.005+08:00

First of all my fucking laptop spoil again.

Just after I sent it for service few days ago another problem occurred again. Wah Lan Eh.

Okay I was being sexually harassed today.

This is what happened.

Whenever I goes to work, I'll pass by this particular shop and the malay owner will keep staring at me. It gives me a very uncomfortable feeling whenever he does that.

He always wear tight clothings and shorts, he also wear makeups. Normally I'll just ignore him and speed up to pass by his shop quickly looking down on the floor. At first I thought he was just metrosexual.

Until today, he looked at me and smiled so I smiled back trying to be friendly. Then, he blocked my way and leave a little space for me to walk through when there is a huge space behind him. I tried to squeeze in trying to walk through it but he suddenly leaned forward to knock me using his dick to touch my hand and smiled. DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL! What's worst is I've forgotten to bring my three quarter pants today so I wore my lifeguard's shorts and that disgusting homosexual is trying to seduce me. No doubt he's a gay.

I will never walk pass his shop again. Next time I'll take the long route instead. I'm so scared now.

Constipation

2008-11-12T22:05:00.003+08:00

After struggling one whole week of running in and out of the toliet frequently, I am finally recovered from my diarrhea.
Now I'm suffering from constipation due to taking the medicine for diarrhea prescribed by the doctor.
I miss the beauty of being normal

Food Disaster

2008-11-09T13:17:00.004+08:00

First milk
Then biscuits
Now cup noodles
But who cares when I still have these !!

Fuck It

2008-11-05T22:45:00.004+08:00

My fucking laptop just broke down the day before I plan to print my fucking project.
I was fucking lucky to be able to retrive some of the data for my fucking project.
It fucking rained out of the fucking whole week on the fucking day when I went to service my fucking laptop, print my fucking project, and rushed to the fucking place to work.
I waited for 2 fucking hours at the fucking acer service centre just to give them my fucking laptop and fucking passwords.
They told me that it'll take 1 fucking week till I can collect my fucking laptop.
I rushed to work after printing my fucking project just to be nagged when I reach there.
I went home just to fucking fall sick.
I fucking vomited and had diarrhea in the middle of the fucking night.
I fucking rented a fucking tablet pc in school.
I have to twist the fucking screen and it fucking feels like it will break anytime.
I think I fucking flunked my fucking PP.
Fuck It.
How worst can it be?

Something I gained

2008-10-20T15:38:00.003+08:00

Being a lifeguard is not so bad after all.
Want to learn how to sleep with your eyes open ?
I know how.
Go be a lifeguard.
How cool

PP Report

2008-10-08T12:55:00.006+08:00

After long awaited, this is a short post to entertain you.

I can finish my PP report within 2 days.
I can do it !!!!
Yes I can do it !!
Yes I can !!
Fucked !! I can't do it

beer belly

2008-09-11T22:33:00.005+08:00

Its only been 1 month of no exercising and my tummy has already become 2 times bigger than before yet I'm too lazy to do anything about it so I'm just going to let it grow. GROW TO THE MAXIMUM !! Arghh...

I've got beer belly.

Freak out

2008-09-06T23:46:00.003+08:00

?: Hey, sportslink has closed for renovating.

Me: Yes, and they are having a clearance sale just outside KFC.

?: Oh.. is it that time you told me about those Nike and Adidas shorts that cost about $10 ?

Me: Yes.

?: Why didn't you buy some for me ?

Me: I didn't know your size.

?: Just buy the smallest size for me.

I was speechless and walked away.

I'm so lonely

2008-09-02T00:56:00.005+08:00

Lonely

I'm Mr Lonely

I have nobody

To sleep with me

I'm so lonely

I'm Mr. Lonely

I have nobody

To sleep with me

I woke up in the middle of the night

And I noticed my bro wasn't by my side

Coulda sworn I was dreamin'

Bla Bla Bla

Sorry I have to vent everything out here by singing. I'm suffering at home when bro's not around. He went to germany(so cool) and left me here. Now I have no one to sleep with because I'm afraid of the dark, no one to share 心事with, no one to have dinner with, no one to crap with. So when I'm suffering, the readers should suffer too. Suffered by my singing. I can't wait till he's back, I got so much things to tell him. I wonder if he can sleep without his beloved younger brother beside him. I bet if he saw this post he will be in tears and dying to come back to find me. Tata

Free Refill

2008-08-25T23:40:00.005+08:00

I had dinner with my bro at Mos Burger. I ordered a shrimp cutlet burger meal and my bro had a teriyaki chicken burger meal. Both of us upsized our fries and take a look at it. When we upsized the fries, it's not the amount of fries given to us that is upped, it's the size and thickness of the fries that is upped. LOL !!
It's 10.30 and they are closing, I still have my large iced milk tea so I told my bro that I'll finish it while walking back home. We pack our stuffs and leave the outlet, it's drizzling and both of us decided to walk home in spite of the rain trying to save the bus fare.
Wei Rong being the silliest kid always doing the dumbest stunt no one could ever imagined, he forgot the lid for the iced milk tea this time. I tried to finish my tea while on our way home and the water level in my cup still remains the same when we reached our destination. I wonder what I'm drinking throughout the whole journey. Free Refill !! Ewwwwwww

My holidays

2008-08-21T15:30:00.002+08:00

My holidays !! Hmmmmm.. How do I spend it ?
I eat and sleep,
Sleep and eat,
Then eat and sleep again.
Who am I ?
I'm a pig.

Life is beautiful ?

2008-08-18T18:59:00.003+08:00

Jun Xiang and I are 2 slack lifeguards. We bought ice-cream, find somewhere shady and chat while working. Yes we were patroling, patrolling to find shed. Ooops.

I was walking behind my dad and it really hurts to see him struggling with his steps. He has to drag his feet to walk and I can see the pain from his eyes each step he took. While walking home half way, he smiled and told me that he wishes to rest awhile to enjoy the evening breeze and asked me to go home first without him. I know he couldn't stand the pain. I told him to consult his doctor and he told me he's going for a check-up on tuesday and this time he probably needs to go for an operation.

First his arm, now his leg. He always acts cheerful infront of everyone like he's free of trouble, but the fact is, there's lots and lots and lots of things troubling him. He has reached his retirement age but still he has to work for 14 hours a day in his current condition to support this family. He worried his health, his leg, my sis, my bro, my mum and me !!

I still remember when I was still in primary school, he has to take up 2 jobs, he leaves house at 2pm and comes back at 7am the next morning. 17 hours in the workplace !! I was in school, he was sleeping. When I came home, he goes to work. When I was sleeping he's still working. We seldom have time together. He sacrifies so much for us.

With great power comes great responsibility. He doesn't have any powers and why does he has so much responsibilities.

"I can't carry the ring for you, but I can carry you!" - Samwise Gamgee

Sunglass

2008-08-17T16:28:00.002+08:00

Forgotten to bring my sunglass to work and the sun is super duper strong. My eyes were shut throughout the day. No I'm not sleeping. It's the sun, it's too bright.
Then dark clouds came and once again my eyes are opened. I saw paradise in that very moment. Girls are sun tanning and swimming everywhere.

Bad day

2008-08-14T23:35:00.004+08:00

Cause you had a bad day

You're taking one down

You sing a sad song just to turn it around

I had a really bad day today.

I went to the pool to find bob to collect some stuff and he had forgotten to bring it, so ended up swimming alone.

I went to the bus stop to wait for her to give her a surprise and see her reaction. I thought she'll show up but she didn't.

I went to west mall to meet my brother. The first thing I stepped in is to see my ex-girlfriend together with her boyfriend.

My brother offers his help to carry my stuffs for me and he immediately fell into the drain after I pass some of my stuffs to him. I was laughing at him while he's bleeding. See how evil I am.

How bad can it be for one day ?

Heaven brought such wonderful classmates to my life, then took them away from me.

Heaven let me know you, but doesn't give us fate.

I shall go against heaven. I sounds so heroic when I say I'm going against heaven but I am just a nobody. LOL

Weirong in marathon

2008-08-06T19:53:00.002+08:00

I did a very crazy stunt. I register for the Standard Chartered Marathon. Can you believe that ??!!! Wei Rong the guy that couldn't even run 2.4km is going to run in a marathon. HAHAHA...

Why did he took part ? Partly because of someone, partly because of the goodie bag and partly because he wants to say goodbye to the extra fats on his abs.

The batman.... swimming

2008-07-27T22:27:00.002+08:00

I saw this really cute kid yesterday at the kiddy pool. Actually, it's his swimming suit that makes him so attractive. He was wearing this batman swim suit with his utilities belt and the most outstanding part is his swim cap. HAHA !! He has 2 sharp ears point up on top of his swim cap, like the batman's. I laughed non stop and show it to my colleagues.

Damn !! I'm so gonna buy this suit and wear it to my lifesaving lesson. Nobody is gonna stop me ! NOBODY !

Okay, I'm off to my daily night patrol. The city needs me.

Random Post

2008-07-15T19:57:00.003+08:00

This is a random post.

Lalala..

I can't believe I took the wrong route to school this morning. I'm suppose to go to the mrt station but instead I walked to the swimming pool. Lucky I wake up early this morning, if not I'll be late.

Okay. Finished my homework and going Newtown for supper with my classmates later.

Meanwhile, I'm going for a jog. Bye !!

WHY !!! WHY !!! Why do they have to take away my wednesday morning shift from me. WHY !!!!!!!

Asshole

2008-07-14T22:44:00.002+08:00

My headache is killing me.

Everyone is killing me.

Everything is killing me.

I can't believe that I shouted back at mum just now when she's just being nice asking me to sit up straight and go take a bath. I guess I did that because I don't have a clue on how to solve my homework questions. I can't believe that I lost my cool so easily.

Come to think of it I'm a kid wondering in this world aimlessly, running away when I face any problems hoping someone will solve it for me. I'm an asshole.

Lifeguards in Action

2008-07-04T22:07:00.004+08:00

Last Sunday, there's 3 person struggling at the same time when I'm on duty. My colleagues jump in and rescue all of them. Faizal and Chris, you're the MAN !!! My idol. Thankfully everyone's safe.
How surprisingly that I've actually witnessed human's natural behaviour to do anything and everything in order survive.

The Brilliant Rowan Atkinson

2008-06-18T20:45:00.005+08:00

It's good to have a good laugh every now and then to brighten up your day and liven up your life. Hence, I logged into youtube and search for Rowan Atkinson.
This brilliant guy, is very commendable and has gain the title "My Idol". He is a superb actor and a genius comedian. Nobody but him makes me laugh till i get cramps all over so Ladies and Gentlemen, pause the background music, blast your speakers and enjoy the videos.

Oh did I mentioned he's a really great dancer too ?

Hilarious clip

Elementary Dating. I should learn from Rowan Atkinson and use this as a guide. Haha

bad day

2008-05-08T21:17:00.004+08:00

6 May
Canoeing training is pervert. Muscle aches all over body.

7 May
Muscle aches and sick but still working in the morning braving through the breezing wind in the morning and hot sun in the afternoon. Coughing none stop and each time I cough I feel the muscle aches more.
What's worst is after dismissal I'm home alone having no one to care for me. Luckily mummy came home after work and took care of me. Waited at the clinic for almost 2 hours to see the doctor and I feel as if I'm concussed the whole 2 hours. High fever of 39.9°C, Sore throat, Flu, Headache, Giddiness, Worst !! I'm having exams the next day.

8May
Woke up early to study and went to school for exams even though I'm still very sick.

Life's so tough for me. I was so touched that my mummy woke up every 30mins to wipe my body with cold tower so that my temperature went down even though she has to wake up early the next day to work.
世上之有妈妈好

I need someone to care for me.

Hot weather = Swimming

2008-05-02T22:16:00.002+08:00

The weather is so hot recently. The idea of swimming always came to my mind, relaxing in the cool water and watching the babes there.

Today my lust for going to swim finally become a reality. The pool was crowded with people. I dive into the pool immediately after changing and guess what ??

The water is warm -.-"

April

2008-05-01T00:12:00.008+08:00

29 April

RP - Rubbish Poly. RJ - Ridiculous Journal everyday as homework. PBL - Problem Base Learning which causes problems for everyone. PP - Profession Profiling which is a total crap.

Every lessons we need to present our presentations. The facilitators will grade us daily. I was working out the equation for the problem so that everyone understands. After I finished, the facilitator stopped and asked a very good question, "How did you know 0 x 1 = 0". I stunned for 5 seconds, the question is so good that I couldn't answer back.

Why is RP doing all the ridiculous stuffs ? I don't understand.

Finally after school I went to my cousin's place for basketball. My nose just took an elbowed. My nasal bone still hurts now.

Today was a horrible day for me.

30 April

The toliet's lights went out this time. Once again daddy decorated the toliet with light sticks. My bro says its romantic when taking a bath. After his turn, I went in and try. It's true. Very Romantic!! The image below was taken by my camera so the romantic effect is not quite there. You got to come use the toliet to feel it. LOL

S League

2008-04-26T00:55:00.003+08:00

Watching S League is quite fun too.

I was watching the highlights of all the previous matches on channel 5 today.

Seeing how the striker miss the target, fall down all of a sudden acting like someone has fouled him instead of kicking the ball into the goal post when he's open, how the defender scored an own goal, passed to the wrong team, how the goal keeper blocked the ball but still rolled in and missed the ball.

Everyone watching with me was laughing till we got cramps on our stomach.

I think they are professional comedians.

I hope no soccer players have read this.

Bat Mobile

2008-04-24T22:46:00.002+08:00

I just saw a yellow Bat Mobile when I was on the way home with bro.

Unfortunately, I didn't take any photos because I was afraid that batman may beat me up. LOL

April 2008

2008-04-13T23:54:00.003+08:00

8 April

Fang Quan's birthday. I met jian min and kennedy to attend her bbq together at Changi Aloha. We were told to wait at the taxi stand for the shuttle bus. After 1 hour of waiting, we decided to take the cab. When we reach the place, I notice the shuttle bus did passed by us without stoping while we were waiting at the taxi stand. Fuck !

We enjoy the food. Thanks Fang Quan :D

Then, I headed to my bro's class chalet at Pasir Ris Aloha to sleep over. Before we sleep, we went for night cycling. 10 years I didn't touch the bike and I couldn't cycle straight. Dangerous but fun =D Thanks bro and your friends =D

11 April

Went to play basketball with cousins. Everytime I play this sport, my toe nails will have blue black and dropped out. Shit !! Someone keep stepping on my feet and I didn't notice ? It's a FOUL !!

12 April

Worked in the morning, went to play pool and bowling after that. Stayed at my cousin's house for the night.

Journey to coaching

2008-03-25T23:26:00.003+08:00

I started to wonder why I have wasted my holidays on NCAP ? For your info NCAP stands for National Coaching Accreditation Programme.

Now I'll tell you a story.

One morning, an innocent kid was doing his lifeguard duty during his holidays period and he saw his senior giving 1 on 1 lifesaving session with a girl. A tanned and above average looking girl with a hot body. This senior was having close physical contact with this girl to demostrate some of the contact rescue. The best thing is you get paid by the girl after taking all the advantage from her.

From that day onwards, I have set this senior as my role model.

NCAP is my first step to become the next "Senior" provided if I pass the test which is soon... !!

Gym day

2008-03-18T16:44:00.003+08:00

Well, today woke up early and hit the gym at gombak.

On my way to the mrt station, I saw a monk.

Have you seen a monk listening to mp3 and smoking while walking ?

I just saw that. LOL

Okay, today's focus is not on the monk, it's me hitting the gym.

Yeah, but the effort is all gone when i had subway for my lunch.

A foot long meatball marina, 2 double chocolate cookies and a regular cup of ice lemon tea

NTU Mass Swim

2008-03-17T11:59:00.003+08:00

14 March.

I took part in the NTU Mass Swim event together with my bro and 1 of his friends.

The event started at 4pm but we reach there about 4+. When we reach, we only saw 2 guys swimming. Haha..We jokingly say we will be damn safe swimming la over 10 lifeguards watching 5 people swimming including us.

The prize there was very.. erhem.... The most expensive prize is the scientific coffee which cost us 40 laps to exchange for it. What's so scientific about it ?? We don't know until we went to exchange for it and the coffee is blend with Ling Zhi. WOW.. The registration fees cost $4 each so don't think we are satisfied with just the coffee.. We went to swim more laps and collect other prizes too and this time more people are swimming. More than half of the participants are girls. After that we went to the food court to reward ourselves with western food :D

Lionel The Man

2008-03-10T21:43:00.002+08:00

My cousin Lionel is the man.

Please go take a look at last week's Sunday Times.

He's in the hot body section.

If only I'm as hot :(

Oh ya did I mention the girl beside him is even HOTTER ?? !!

Happy ?

2008-03-07T22:51:00.005+08:00

The examiner of my CPR test said he salutes lifeguards.

Why?

This is because they 在水能游出水能Pump.

Which means they can rescue the victim out from the water and in land they can do cpr to prolong the victim's life until the ambulance arrives.

Lifeguards holds a critical role.

And YEAH !! I have passed by CPR test again =D

Save me

2008-03-05T20:25:00.000+08:00

Save me from this world.
I'm Emo.

Crazy Busy

2008-02-28T23:51:00.001+08:00

Busy Busy Busy.

2 pools take turns to book me for duty on alternate days.

I have NCAP, CPR and DA training.

NCAP, CPR and DA test coming soon.

LOL no time for anything :(

Lights Out

2008-02-21T14:30:00.004+08:00

My bedroom's lights are down and Daddy has no time to repair it so he bought some light sticks and a portable mini lamp for our room.

We have yellow lights from the light stick and orange lights from the lamp. Quite romantic having light sticks to light up our room at night.

There is 1 problem. My bro and I are sharing a room so it's a little gay.

Valentine

2008-02-14T22:46:00.002+08:00

Well, today suppose to work only morning shift but was asked to continue the afternoon shift because all the Ah Pek lifeguard got their own dates and took leave to go romantic with them so I got no choice. In the end, I ended up working from 8am to 9pm.

As usual i was entitled the baby and teaching pool. This means the pool with the SLIDE !!! Of course there are jokers who do stun on the slide trying to entertain me throughout the long working hours :D Thanks.

After work, I ordered pizza to celebrate valentine's day with myself. Am I smart or what ? LOL

Well, my house is just a few blocks away from the outlet so a cute girl walk from the outlet to my house to deliver the pizza. When I open the door, I was STUNNED. I aspect it to be a deliveryman but ended up having a cute girl standing at my doorstep holding my pizza :D

I should have taken her number and invited her in to celebrate with me :(

Sorry

2008-02-04T12:29:00.000+08:00

I'll like to take this chance to apologize to Jon. This handsome, macho and nice guy(saw that jon? :D) came all the way from AMK to JE for a swim(babe watch actually) but I actually forgotten to bring my towel when we reach the stop and ended up having subway at west mall. LOL

The Top Stunts

2008-01-27T22:40:00.001+08:00

It's been awhile since I last update my blog, I doubt anyone will come to my blog but my friends are telling me to update. So, here it is !! The moment my fans long awaited

I went to work the past few days and I notice something.

I've discovered that the kids nowadays are very "creative". Well, I was appointed to the wading pool these few days which most of you called the playground and the kids are so creative. This means trouble for me. They came out with 101 stunts to play with the slides and I have to whistle them trying to stop them but new stunts keep coming. Arghh..

I'll name out a few of their HOT Stunts.
1) The Mad Man Slide. This is the least dangerous stunt and is the proper way of sliding down. While sliding down, they will scream as if a mad man is chasing after them with a knife, which is not necessary.

2) The Frightening. This is totally opposite from The Mad Man Slide. Stuntman will slide with back facing front as if it is too frightening to open their eyes to see what's happening.

3) The Superman Slide. They prone down with their head sliding in front. Just like the way superman fly.

4) Superman and Friends Slide. This stunt require 2 or more person. The 1st person will do The Superman Slide and the one behind will do The Mad Man Slide. The timing have to be perfect so that they stick together leaving no gap in between.

5) The Crazy Driver Slide. Stuntman will try to climb up the slide instead of sliding down trying to go against the traffic. Imagine when he grew up and was trying to drive in the opposite direction on the road.

6) The Altogether Slide. This stunt requires 2 or more person. Stuntmen communicate with their newly made friends and slide down together and I mean ALTOGEHTER !!

7) The Electricfying Slide. This is one romantic stunt. Requires 2 persons, not more and not less. First person will do The Frightening and the second person will do The Mad Man Slide so that they will be face to face. Having eye contact is very important while sliding down. Clashing the electric current sent out by their eyes almost looking like they are saying I Love You.

8) I Hate You Slide. This is the combination of The Frightening, The Mad Man Slide and The Altogether Slide. The 1 doing The Man Man Slide will go first, the 1 doing The Frightening will go second and slide down together. Both party will not look at each other as if they were quarreling before sliding down.

9) I Believe I Can Fly Slide. Instead of sliding down, patron will jump down from the entrance. Luckily the height of the slide is just a few centimeters shorter than me. Imagine it's the slide from JE swimming complex which is 100 times taller than me. I'll have a heart attack on the spot.

10) Hand in Hand Slide. The modified version of The Electricfying Slide. Another romantic way of sliding down. Requires 2 thin stuntmen. They will slide down side by side holding hands.

11) The Tunnel. One or more Stuntman will be at the exit spreading his leg and balancing himself on the 2 edge of the slide asking the patron to slide through underneath him to create the MRT going into the tunnel effect.

12) The Olympic Sprinter Slide. Instead of sliding down, stuntman will run down. By doing so, his normal running speed is doubled. Breaking his own sprinting record.

Other than doing stunts on the slide, they also do stunt by making use of the surroundings.

13) The Plastic Surgery. There are water splashing out from pipes to create a WOW effect when patrons look at the playground. Stuntman will place his face on the hole of the pipe trying to block the water from splashing out. Trust me I wouldn't do that if I were him. The splashing power is no joke. Ouch.

14) The Please Fuck Me. Stuntman will sit on the splashing water making use the power of splashing water to hit their butt. Their expression shows that they like it very much. Parents of those kids please spend more time on them and be careful.

15) The Suicide Bomber. No one is suppose to enter the water when raining or thunderstorm. During that time, stuntman rush into the water ignoring the lifeguard's warning. I call this the Suicide Bomber because if he got strike by lightning, I'll be in trouble too. I just met him today and he wants me dead. How evil of him to do that.

There are more and I'm afraid my readers will get bored of reading it so I'll just stop here.

I'm in love with the Saturday morning girl. The creative kids prevent me from confronting her by doing their stunts to make me busy.

Dear colleagues, if you have saturday morning shift and are not free, please contact me.

And

Dear Friends and Readers, Anyone wanna go swimming every Saturday morning ? :D

Funny pics

2008-01-23T00:39:00.000+08:00

I "stole" 2 pictures from my friends blog, 1 from Huilian's and 1 from Nurul's. Shhhhhh... Don't tell them. I think the pictures are quite interesting and at the same time FUNNY !! haha.. You know what this means ? I did go check out my friends blog regularly !! :D

The words are a bit blur so I'll type out what's happening :)
Well, the lady wish for no housework and no cooking.
And Poof !! She became a man !! haha..

Hanson

2008-01-20T22:18:00.000+08:00

I'm starting to like hanson and their songs more and more.

And Taylor Hanson is so handsome. Err.. I'm not a gay or what la. It's just that I'm jealous of how good looking he is. If only I am as good looking as him then all the girls will go crazy for me. They probably comes up with the name hanson by using the word handsome. Hahaha..

ICE CREAM !!

2008-01-17T17:00:00.000+08:00

WOW such a hot weather today.

If only there's an ice-cream for me now !!!

HOHOHO.. YUM YUM YUM

Sand Art

2008-01-12T01:29:00.000+08:00

This is a long video but you will be amazed and left in awe by what you are going to see next.

Wan Zai

2008-01-07T00:30:00.000+08:00

Vincent Kang Jian Min asked me to upload this and I dare not oppose him. That's what we ordered from Wan Zai Restaurant for our dinner last Thursday :D Yum Yum.

Just by looking at it makes me hungry.

Superhero

2007-12-31T21:48:00.000+08:00

When I was young, I always imagine that I'm a superhero. Well, not only me, Everyone wants to be a superhero when they're young. I always daydream I can fly like superman, swing like spiderman, tour around the town in the bat mobile like batman, cool armour outfit like ironman and most importantly every superhero has a girl behind their back =)
Well, out of those superheroes the 1 I like most is Aquaman !! He can hold his breath as long as he wants underwater, swim faster than a speeding boat and has the power to command sea creatures. If I'm aquaman, I'll set out for a journey in search for beautiful mermaids =D and make 1 my wife. No, 10 !!! Make 10 of them my wife !! Hohoho..
Well, Happy New Year everyone. A new superhero will be born in the year 2008 here in Singapore !!
The following video is the trailer of Aquaman.

Exercise

2007-12-26T23:07:00.000+08:00

Went to play basketball just now for some exercise.

I feel water droplets hitting my face, hands and shoulder.

Is it the rain or my sweat ?

Oh no it's the rain !!

I ran home.

Everyone is happy =D

They have a cool weather for them to sleep through the whole night.

I have my exercise. Not because of playing basketball but by running home.

Merry Christmas

2007-12-25T00:44:00.000+08:00

Well, ytd and today went out with kennedy. We look like gay couple. It's such a coincident that we wore the same colour of our top and bottom for these 2 days. We went bugis and orchard to shop for christmas presents and have steam boat buffet. The steam boat place is damn hot and I've perspired a lot.
As for today, we went queensway to shop for shoes and shirt. I've spent quite a lot already :(
Dear Santa, I would like unlimited amount of $$$ for my christmas present :D
Oh ya.. I met clara today :D I was too shy to talk to her so we just spoke 3 sentences Hello, Merry Christmas, Bye.
The decoration and wordings she wrote on the christmas card for me is cute and funny :D
Thanks clara =)
Merry Christmas everyone !! And a Happy New Year =D

Post birthday celebration

2007-12-19T01:32:00.000+08:00

Hmmm.. Today my bro treated me lunch at Jack's Place as a post birthday treat. Hahaha..

I ordered a medium well T Bone steak and he ordered Chicken and Serlion steak.

I have a hard time cutting my steak and as I observe the other table and my bro, they were so relax and I was the only 1 battling with my steak. Haha..

1 day I shall.......

I WILL learn the technique of cutting *cheeky smile and wink eyebrown*

sleeping beauty

2007-12-15T11:33:00.000+08:00

Ytd after school when I reach home, I plan to take a quick nap.

Who knows I nap all the way till next morning.

Hehehe

Rain Rain Go Away..

2007-12-12T23:06:00.000+08:00

Rain Rain Go Away Little Children Wants To Play =D
I'm one of the children who wants to play.
The rain finally stopped today and while on my way home, I walked pass the basketball court and guess what ? It's crowded with kids !! Haha..
They were playing basketball, football, whatever ball.
I can see that they are having fun.
Finally they can get to do some outdoor activities after few days of continuous raining days.
Today I had sports with my classmates too =D
If they have a worst player of the day title, I'll definitely get that title.

Combo-er

2007-12-12T01:47:00.000+08:00

The milk expires tomorrow and I need the calcuim to recover my sprained ankle.

So.......

I combo 1 litre of fresh milk just now in 1 shot, myself.

Now, I'm having diaherra.

In the middle of the night !!!

Hahaha

ahh.. my leg

2007-12-09T21:47:00.000+08:00

I sprained my leg and ankle while playing basketball. OUCH !!! I've learnt my lesson.

Arghhh.. The pain is killing me. I can't walk properly.

What have I learnt today?

Do not play when the floor is wet.

Friends ?

2007-12-08T12:35:00.000+08:00

Ytd night on my way back to home, at the void deck, I saw 2 guys. 1 having leg disorder, I don't know what happen to 1 of his leg that he couldn't walk properly. The other 1 was having some kind of skin disease but at least his physical ability can function properly. The 2nd guy was helping the 1st guy to repair his tricycle which was his only mode of transport. Changing the tyres and making sure it function normally.
Be it physically handicap or what, they try all they can to help one another. Working together to repair the tricycle. I'm touched when I see them. I'm glad they have found their friends.
Friends where can I find you ?

Driving a car without the accelerator

2007-12-05T22:58:00.000+08:00

Today went arcarde with peter to play daytona =)
This idea sounds exciting but wait...
This is what happen...
I inserted the coin too late so we didn't link play.
Peter's gear has problem and was unable to change his gear.
He was cursing during the whole game.
Well, I'm smart.
Me using the other car, checked the gear and it's fine.
Inserted the 2nd coin and wanted to show peter my driving skill :)
The game started, I STEPPED on the gas
The car didn't move.
The gas peddle is spoilt.
I stared at the screen during the whole game while it prompts instructions asking me to step on the gas peddle while I'm already stepping on it and watching the 1minute time allowance to pass.
Peter was changing his gear desperately when it didn't work. He was complaining the whole game why the gear didn't work -.-"

I gave up on complaining, it's my luck.

Conclusion:

Driving is no fun when the car doesn't move.
Driving without gear is better than driving without the gas peddle.

Snow White

2007-12-04T23:58:00.000+08:00

Girls are jealous of my fair skin.

Guys think I'm a sissy with my fair skin.

I can't help it.

The more I get tanned, the fairer I become the next day.

Strange.

Water Heater don't like me =(

2007-12-01T13:06:00.000+08:00

You see last night, the weather was very cold. I switch on the water heater and went in the bathroom. I turn the heat controller to the maximum and started bathing. Bathing in such a cold weather using warm water was SOOO comfortable. So comfortable that I don't feel like coming out from the bathroom.
OKay. I'm finally done with my bathing and I came out. I switch off the water heater and guess what ? THE SWITCH IS STUCK !! OMG la.. I use all my strenght to push it and it just won't turn off. I have bath so long that the switch turn hot. Like almost going to explode. Until now no one is able to switch it off.
OMG.. Will it explode ?

FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

2007-11-29T00:39:00.000+08:00

I was damn pissed off and irritated by LEO juz now.. For those who do not know what's LEO, LEO is our student account that we need to login everyday to do our homework and stuff.

I tried logging in but it keeps prompting me an error page.. And when I FINALLY logged in, I couldn't click on anything. When I click on something, basically nothing happens.. And when everything is fine, it took hours to load 1 page.

Now I'm having headache because of spending too much time staring at my monitor in school and at home.

I feel like going to a buffet and eat everything up now !! ARGHHH..

Weekends

2007-11-26T00:24:00.000+08:00

Played basketball today with cousins and brendan.. Haha.. Got the chance to do some exercise today cuz I was running like a monkey around the court while playing match.. Haha.. I feel like I'm 10 kg lighter hehe =x

At night went to hawker to have zi cha with family Hehe.. That gains me 10 kg more.. oopps =x

Have fun today..

I simply love weekend =D

Rain Rain go away

2007-11-20T23:36:00.000+08:00

Hoho.. Guess what 1/2 of the class leave during lesson to escape today's problem. Haha.. Well, that means there's less team to present and this means early dismissal.. hehe..

After sch, met jian min at west mall to have our dinner. After dinner, we play basketball. Hehe.. We play match with a grp of girls who came to share court with us =) hehe.. It was fun.. Hey, of course it's fun =)

The fun didn't last long as usual. It rained. ARGHH !! We ran for shelter and I chat with jian min at the coffee shop drinking tea. After the rain stopped, I walked jian min to the bus stop and after he board the bus, I went home.

Hope to play again soon =D

An exchange for fun

2007-11-19T11:45:00.000+08:00

I hate it when I fall sick. I play basketball with my cousins yesterday. Haha.. We haven't been playing basketball together for a long time. The game was fun but it started to rain. We continue playing for awhile hoping the rain would stop soon but it didn't. So, we headed to the viod deck for shelter to chat.

Now, I'm in school sneezing and sniffing away but it's worth it having fun with my cousins. It would be even more fun if I've not fallen sick now !! Argh...

Conclusion: Don't play under the rain. You'll fall sick.

I Miss You

2007-11-12T15:30:00.001+08:00

I miss you.

Life is tough without you.

I'm in school now and I can't stop thinking of you.

I really hope you can appear in front of me right now.

Sleeping in class is damn uncomfortable.

Body ache everywhere.

Couldn't find a comfortable posture to sleep.

I miss my bed.

The most busy and fun day

2007-11-10T00:19:00.000+08:00

This afternoon, I accompany my cousin giggsy to west mall. He got robbed of his handphone and he has to go to the Singtel shop to collect another sim card. Well, thats what happen when u make friends too easily with strangers. Not everyone are good people. When he explained to me what happened, everything seems to be like a set up by his friend. Even the people who rob him is the same age as his friend. And after his handphone got robbed, his friend even call to ask for his pin number to unlock the handphone saying that his father or sister can track where the handphone is using the pin number. FUCK YOU. If you lost your ATM card, I can track where it is if u give me your pin number !! Because I'll be the one using it to withdraw YOUR MONEY !!! I can't believe giggsy fell for that so easily. I've warn you so many times to be caution on making friends. Hope you learnt your lesson giggsy. Stop mixing with those "friends" of yours.
Anyway we went basketball with jia ming after settling giggsy's stuff. Haha. The weather is damn hot and we almost became dried salted fish.
Went adna's aunt's house for her birthday celebration in the evening and I ate alot. It's buffet, Jian min and I went for 3 rounds. Haha. Alright fun moments always pass quickly and it's already late so we went home. The rest took taxi so left with me and jian min taking the bus to batok. We reach batok and I walked jian min to his bus stop and accompany him to wait for his bus. The bus came and he board the bus.
I walked home. It was rainning and I walk pass this park. I saw a couple sitting at the bench holding an umbrella under the rain hugging and kissing each other. Haha.. They are crazy but SUPER LOVELY.

basketball

2007-11-06T23:38:00.000+08:00

Today went basketball with jia ming and qi xuan. They are late as usual and I'm early, so I spend the 1 hour of the early time shooting the ball.

We have fun playing. Well, we are more like playing ruby than playing basketball. Hahaha.. We pushed each other and used all the dirty tricks on our sleeves. Haha.. Hey qixuan there's a hot babe calling you. WHERE ? There !! *Shoot* ~SCORE~ In your face !! hahaha...

After playing, we went to west mall and enjoy dessert. Yum Yum. After all the exercise and sweating under the hot sun then, an ice cold ice kachang in front of you and the air con. Hohoho.. ENJOYMENT

Girl ?

2007-11-06T03:02:00.000+08:00

I think its time for me to do something about my hair. 2 people mistook me as a girl today. Haha..

Today

2007-11-04T21:36:00.001+08:00

This afternoon went west mall burger king to have lunch with giggsy and brendan. After lunch, we went arcade. Giggsy play Time Crisis 2 with me haha.. He lousy la. 1st stage die already left me solo the rest of the stage. Ps me Haha..
After playing, giggsy wants to play basketball so we went to the court. Well, he played and I watch. Glad to see brendan having fun =D he joined the kids there playing soccer. Haha.. Its been so long since I see him playing sports and he's actually enjoying it. =D Laughing with the kids and making friends with them hahaha..
Well, I was taking care of their things while they're playing. Haha.. Sorry guys, not today. Next time I'll join =D

WoooHoooo... !!

2007-11-03T15:29:00.000+08:00

Hoho.. Finally got 1 week of break.. Yeah... !!! Got to do some planning now =D

Oh no...

2007-10-31T15:06:00.000+08:00

I've been a very bad boy..

BBQ

2007-10-28T12:34:00.000+08:00

Almost all the swimming buddies turn up for the bbq.. 2 of them r in NS, and nxt year more will be in NS.. Anyway, we ate alot ytd.. I'm happy that after so long we actually have a chance to meet up and gather around to have a nice chat =D

Happy Birthday Jia ming

Hungry....

2007-10-27T02:23:00.000+08:00

Argh.. I'm damn hungry now and guess what tml there's a bbq with my swimming buddies hehe.. Thinking of the bbq tml makes me even hungry !! I shall go sleep now... BBQ prawns, chicken wings and sausages here I come !!!! MUHAHAHAHA....

Sakura Buffet again

2007-10-24T00:43:00.001+08:00

Went Sakura with a few of my friends.. Haha.. Once again, JM and me are the last man standing !!

Night Basketball

2007-10-20T01:04:00.001+08:00

My previous few posts was abit distress but anyway..
Hoho.. Just now went to play basketball alone.. Well, when I reach the court, there were taekwondo lesson so I sat at the gallery and watch them trainning waiting for them to dismiss.. Finally, they dismiss !! There were no 1 at the court.. So I started shooting the ball and played abc with myself.. Its damn cooling and peaceful.. I was enjoying the silence.. I feel that I can be myself and I'm free of stress.. Hearing only the echo of the ball bouncing and the squeaking noise of my shoe.. Haha.. That feeling was damn relaxing.. I was perspiring so I took off my shirt.. HAHA.. No1 was there so I dare took it off exposing layers of fats.. Its damn shiok la.. The weather is so cooling... Went home at about 12.

I wish.. I wish.. I wish..

2007-10-12T11:04:00.001+08:00

If I have 1 wish, I wish you to be happy.

Please be the cheerful and adorable girl that I know.

Please come back to me, I need you.

Start exercising..

2007-10-11T12:23:00.000+08:00

Haha.. After bathing everyday, I will do some poses in front of the mirror. My eyes will unexpectedly looked at my humongous belly. Haizz.. This makes me think back the time when I have swimming trainning every Saturday.

The coach always give us monstrous training that will burn the fats that I've accumulate on Monday to Friday. Haha.. Towing and timing became a norm for us and I'm actually enjoying those moments when I can swim and have fun. Miss those days when we all have fun joking while swimming. Especially when the coach joins in and joke with us. Haha..

But after we completed all the lifesaving courses, training's not as tough as before so we begin to slack and this is when my belly started to GROW... My ability to swim decreases greatly as we slack.

After awhile, I cease going for swimming lesson as we only go there to slack so my belly started to grow even BIGGER...

Now, I don't even have faith in myself on whether I can complete a lap or not. Hahaha.. Beware patrons of Bukit Batok Swimming Complex !! Swim at your own risk....

2007-10-09T12:59:00.000+08:00

Maths + PBL = Crazy School